It picked up on the notion that Fartulent is about farts.
What the hell happened??? So I produced a spoof video about the drug Fartulent. Here is the video. Then I had the bright idea to ask an AI to produce an advertisement for it. You’ll find the result below.
(Note that the AI only generated the voice of the video I linked to. Then I had it generate the text below.)
Introducing Fartulent: The Ultimate Way to Embrace Your Inner Bozo!
Are you a certified goofball who loves a good laugh? Say hello to Fartulent, the wacky drug that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! Designed exclusively for bozos like you, Fartulent is here to help you embrace your silly side and amp up the fun factor in your life.
Why be serious when you can be downright hilarious? Fartulent is the secret weapon that will have you unleashing giddy giggles and side-splitting laughter at every turn. With just one dose, prepare yourself for a rip-roaring chaos of uncontrollable laughter and guffaws that will have everyone around you in stitches.
But wait, there’s more! Fartulent doesn’t just leave it at laughter – it takes it to a whole new level. Our unique formula guarantees a symphony of hilarious flatulence that will leave even the most stoic folks chuckling. From classic squeakers to unexpected rumbles, your arsenal of hilarious gas will turn any room into a comedy club. Say goodbye to boring and hello to outrageous!
Now, you’re probably wondering, how does Fartulent work? Well, it’s as easy as one, two, PFFFT! With our patent-pending Bozo-Friendly Capsule, all you need to do is pop it in and watch the magic happen. The scientifically engineered blend of wind-inducing ingredients will have you farting like a professional clown in no time. Are you ready to become the life of every party?
So, fellow bozos, what are you waiting for? It’s time to unleash your inner prankster and let the laughs roar with Fartulent! Don’t miss out on the chance to turn every day into a sidesplitting adventure. Click that “Add to Cart” button now and take your bozo game to the next level!
Note: Fartulent is intended for entertainment purposes only. Please use responsibly and always consider those around you. Side effects may include fits of laughter, uncontrollable giggles, and temporary loss of composure.